REVEALED: THE HUNG HEARTTHROB HILARIA BALDWIN DATED BEFORE ALEC

Eduardo Ramos Exposed as the Ex with a “Clarinet-Sized” Surprise

Before she was barefoot in the Hamptons and switching accents faster than yoga poses, Hilaria Baldwin was just Hillary Thomas from Boston. But now, thanks to one loose-lipped moment from husband Alec Baldwin — and a bit of digging — the ex-boyfriend who allegedly launched her Spanish rebrand has been unmasked.

Enter: Eduardo Ramos, the mystery man with a clarinet-worthy… legacy.

On a recent episode of The Baldwins, Alec casually dropped a bombshell about one of Hilaria’s exes. “And when he turns around with his [penis] hanging out, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, OK. He had like, a clarinet hanging from his pants. The guy literally turns around and we were all like, 'Ah! Ah, whoa.”

Naturally, the internet went into full detective mode — and now Straight Shuter can exclusively confirm: the man behind the woodwind is none other than Eduardo Ramos, a dashing Spaniard from Hilaria’s pre-Alec past.

“Clarinet = Eduardo,” a source spilled. “And then she names one of her sons Eduardo? Come on. That’s not a coincidence.”

Indeed, Alec and Hilaria’s son Eduardo “Edu” Baldwin was born in 2020 — raising more than a few eyebrows given the, ahem, timeline.

Another insider adds, “It all traces back to Eduardo. She was Hillary before him — after him, she leaned into the Spanish fantasy. Accent, name, backstory — all of it. He was the blueprint.”

As for Ramos? He’s said to be living a quiet life with a family of his own, far from the Baldwin buzz. But his impact? Undeniable.

From baby names to unforgettable huge talent, Eduardo Ramos is the ex Alec and the internet just can’t shake.