Darlings, pull up a chair and pour something bubbly — because the Markle family carousel is spinning again, and my phone is lighting up like a Vegas slot machine on dollar-margarita night.
Here’s the tea, straight from my most exasperated insiders.
One source practically barked at me, “Thomas is angling for a payday. He wants a TV deal. He’s already done the print interview and the photo — now he’s shopping the on-air version. He wants real money.”
Another insider, speaking through a full-body sigh, added, “He keeps saying the picture of him without a leg would be ‘powerful.’ He thinks TV networks will bite. He’s asking around for numbers. He knows exactly how this tango works — he’s done it before.”
And then came the spicy one — you know I always get one!
“Thomas isn’t subtle about any of this. He’s shopping the story. He thinks people will pay because of who Meghan is — and because TV pays more than print.”
Now, Meghan’s reaction? Oh, honey. A palace-adjacent whisperer told me, “She feels she can’t win. If she calls him, it’s a headline. If she doesn’t, it’s a headline too.”
Another insider leaned in and said, “She’s upset, frustrated… but mostly tired. It’s always something. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn’t.”
And where’s Harry? In full peacemaker mode — bless him. One source sighed, “He’s nudging her to call Thomas again. He hates seeing her stressed. He keeps saying, ‘Just call him, it might calm things down.’ But Meghan doesn’t think it ever does.”
A close observer put it perfectly: “She’s protecting her peace. He’s trying to de-escalate. Two different angles.”
So here we are again, my loves — another day, another Markle melodrama, this time with TV money floating over the whole thing like a cartoon thought bubble.
And yes, everyone keeps whispering the same question in my ear:
“Is this really any different from Harry selling family secrets in his book?”
Oh, we’re going there.
If you’re going to be naughty, you’ve got to be nice.
Cheers,
Rob Shuter
The man is completely broke, he needs whatever $$ he can get to pay his medical bills. And Meghan is a fame whore who used her mother-in-law’s death location for headlines. She has no right to be critical. What a horrible person. She’d rather let her father die than risk getting more of her favorite thing: publicity.
I’d probably call him just to get it over with, and to be a decent daughter, but it seems you can’t win with these people. I had no idea about the “shopping 📺 angle… 😬😬😬😬 Ridic (if true).