EXCLUSIVE: PRINCE HARRY’S NEW AMERICAN ACCENT — “HE SOUNDS MORE MALIBU THAN MONARCHY.”
PLUS: TOM BRADY BEGS KIM K TO SKIP THE ROAST, AND JEREMY ALLEN WHITE’S EX REVEALS — “HE’S TALLER LYING DOWN”
EXCLUSIVE: PRINCE HARRY GOES FULL MALIBU — AND HE MIGHT DROP “HARRY” ALTOGETHER
Prince Harry isn’t just living the California dream — he sounds like it now, too.
“He’s gone from Windsor Castle to wellness retreat,” one royal watcher joked to #ShuterScoop. “The accent’s giving more green juice than grenadier guard.”
That’s right — the Duke of Sussex has traded in his stiff-upper-lip for something a lot more laid-back. Sources say Harry’s voice has undergone a total SoCal transformation since relocating to Montecito.
“He used to sound like Sandringham,” quipped one British reporter. “Now he sounds like he’s about to pitch a docuseries over iced matcha at Erewhon.”
And get this: insiders say he’s considering ditching “Harry” entirely and going by his real name — Henry. Cue the rebranding!
“Diana and Charles always called him Harry — it was sweet, casual, familiar,” a palace source dishes. “But now he’s talking about embracing ‘Henry’ as part of this whole new chapter.”
Experts confirm the accent shift is real. “His vowels are flatter, his pace is slower, and there’s a distinct Malibu-meets-mindfulness tone,” one linguist explains. “It’s the vocal equivalent of moving from a castle to a canyon-view compound.”
A Hollywood media coach adds: “He used to speak like a palace press release. Now he’s all about openness, therapy, trauma, purpose — very LA.”
And while critics across the pond see it as another royal rebellion, those close to Harry say it’s just him evolving.
“He’s not running from who he was,” says a friend. “He’s finally running toward who he wants to be — even if that means sounding more like a podcast host than a prince.”
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EXCLUSIVE: TOM BRADY WARNS KIM KARDASHIAN — “TRUST ME, DON’T DO THE ROAST”
Tom Brady is waving a big red flag — and it’s aimed right at Kim Kardashian.
Sources tell #ShuterScoop that the NFL GOAT has privately urged Kim to pass on the Netflix roast she’s being courted for — and he’s using his own emotional fallout as a cautionary tale.
“He told her straight up — think of your kids,” says a source close to both stars. “He said, ‘It’s not worth the laughs if your family ends up in tears.’”
Brady’s speaking from raw experience. The former quarterback recently admitted that his roast was a total disaster — especially for his children, who were left reeling after jokes targeting their moms, Gisele Bündchen and Bridget Moynahan.
“It was a f–k-up,” Brady said on the Impaulsive podcast. “It felt like a stake through the heart when my kids asked, ‘Why would you do that?’”
Sources say Kim is still undecided, but Brady’s warning hit home.
“She’s thinking it over. But Tom made his point loud and clear.”
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EXCLUSIVE: “TALLER LYING DOWN” — JEREMY ALLEN WHITE’S EX DROPS BOMBSHELL
He may not tower on the red carpet, but according to one ex — Jeremy Allen White’s real height reveals itself between the sheets.
“Jeremy might be 5'7" standing up, but he’s definitely taller lying down,” she tells #ShuterScoop with a smirk. “Jon Hamm would be impressed.”
The eyebrow-raising remark comes after Quinta Brunson’s viral SNL monologue poked fun at Hollywood’s short kings — including Jeremy and Tom Holland.
But the Bear star took it like a champ. “They gave me a heads-up,” he told SNL’s Ego Nwodim. “I thought it was hilarious.”
And apparently, confidence isn’t the only thing he’s packing.
“He’s humble. Never brags,” the ex adds. “But trust me… he absolutely could.”
Sounds like someone’s standing tall where it counts.
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