EXCLUSIVE: PRINCE ANDREW HORRIFIED AFTER FINALLY SEEING HIS ‘FREE’ NEW HOME

ROYAL RELOCATION TURNED INTO A FULL-BLOWN FIT

Hello, hello, hello!

Darlings, this wasn’t gossip — it was the walkthrough. Insiders tell Naughty But Nice that Prince Andrew has finally toured the so-called free home earmarked for him… and he was absolutely horrified.

“The moment he walked in, his face dropped,” one source tells me. “He thought it was beneath him. Too small, too isolated — he actually called it the middle of nowhere.”

Oh yes. And did Andrew quietly swallow his disappointment like a disgraced duke should? Of course not. I’m told the visit detonated into a full-blown royal tantrum.

Now Andrew is demanding the full fantasy package. “He wants a golf course, stables, shooting rights — the works,” another insider reveals. “He’s talking about gutting the bathrooms, redoing the kitchen, rebuilding servant quarters, and upgrading every inch.”

And who, pray tell, is expected to foot the bill?

“Andrew fully expects his brother to pay,” a courtier spills. “Renovations, security, a fleet of cars with drivers — even a London flat on the side.”

Yes, darling — the wish list is long, but the entitlement is longer.

As we reported first, Andrew is also quietly floating a Middle East escape plan, using his outrage as leverage behind palace doors. Think: wounded pride meets diplomatic exit strategy.

Free house. Total horror. Endless demands.

Some things never change.

And remember… if you’re going to be naughty, you’ve got to be nice. 💋

Cheers,
Rob Shuter
#NaughtyButNice

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