EXCLUSIVE: JEALOUS MEGYN CAN’T STOP OBSESSING OVER KRISTI NOEM
Megyn Kelly is coming unglued — and sources say it’s all because of Kristi Noem.
The former Fox News anchor lit into the former South Dakota governor this week, ripping her for yet another “tactical glam” photo op. But insiders say Megyn’s outrage might not be entirely about principle — and a lot more about personal jealousy.
“She wants to be ICE Barbie so bad — it’s embarrassing,” Kelly snapped on-air, responding to Noem’s latest round of posed photos in a skintight shirt, curled hair, and full makeup, standing in front of detained migrants.
“She’s not an agent! She’s a policy figure! Stop acting like you’re going to kick down a door when you’re clearly heading to a cover shoot,” Kelly fumed.
But behind the scenes, sources tell Straight Shuter that Megyn’s rants are less about protecting DHS’s dignity and more about feeling upstaged.
“Megyn’s obsessed,” a former colleague confides. “She watches every Noem post, rolls her eyes, and then rants about it. It’s giving Mean Girls with a podcast mic.”
Kelly didn't hide her irritation, blasting Noem’s “cosplay,” and accusing her of using prisoners as props.
“She’s in full glam, talking tough while real ICE agents do the actual work. It’s performative, it’s insecure, and frankly, it’s gross,” Kelly said.
But not everyone’s buying the moral high ground.
“Let’s be real — Megyn built a career on looking flawless while delivering fire takes,” a media insider adds. “Now Kristi’s doing the same thing, and Megyn can’t take it. She sees her own formula being used — and it’s working.”
Even Megyn herself seemed to blur the line between critique and competition.
“She looks like I look right now,” Kelly snapped. “But I know my lane. I’m not pretending to storm compounds.”
The final dig? A warning shot to Trump himself:
“He needs to rein her in. She’s becoming an embarrassment.”
Still, if anyone’s sounding a little too invested, it might be Megyn.
“She says Kristi’s not ICE Barbie,” the insider smirks. “But Megyn’s mad because deep down, she thinks she is.